Fun to amaze linux users

[Josh Paetzel]

(08:40) <jpaetzel> last pid: 61373;  load averages: 376.25, 362.00,  
330.0 up
111+20:25:56 09:49:06
(08:40) <jpaetzel> 424 processes: 389 running, 35 sleeping
(08:40) <jpaetzel> Sometimes you just wish things would reboot
(08:41) <sobriquet> no doubt
(08:41) <sobriquet> how can you even retreive a load average on a  
machine with
376?
(08:42) <jpaetzel> it's slow, but did let me log in.
(08:42) <jpaetzel> I thought it was network issues at first.
(09:06) <jpaetzel> I suppose the answer to your question really is "by  
not
running linux"

Thanks,

Josh Paetzel