Programmer joke...

[Mark Ovens]

Mark Ovens wrote:

> Kevin D. Kinsey, DaleCo, S.P. wrote:
> 
  Anyone got a good programmer joke?

> 
> Will this do?
> 
> The Evolution of a Programmer
> -----------------------------

Or these (not really jokes, but funny nonetheless).....

Funny C declarations!
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auto accident;
register voters;
static electricity;
struct by_lightning;
void *where_prohibited;
char broiled;
short circuit;
short changed;
long johns;
unsigned long letter;
double entendre;
double trouble;
double glazing;
union organizer;
union pacific, railroad;
float valve;
short pants;
union station;
void check;
unsigned check;
struct dumb by[sizeof (member)];
union onion;    /*submitted by srp*/

/*if GCC extensions are allowed -- Dave Gilbert*/

long long ago; /* in a galaxy far far away */

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Silly Commands
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Note that the '%' prompt indicates that the command should be issued 
from the C shell, and the '$' prompt indicates the Bourne shell.

% rm meese-ethics
rm: meese-ethics nonexistent

% ar m God
ar: God does not exist

% "How would you rate Reagan's incompetence?
Unmatched ".

% [Where is Jimmy Hoffa?
Missing ].

% ^How did the sex change^ operation go?
Modifier failed.

% If I had a ( for every $ Congress spent, what would I have?
Too many ('s.

% make love
Make:  Don't know how to make love.  Stop.

% sleep with me
bad character

% got a light?
No match.

% man: why did you get a divorce?
man:: Too many arguments.

% ^What is saccharine?
Bad substitute.

% %blow
%blow: No such job.

% \(-
(-: Command not found.

% sh

$ PATH=pretending! /usr/ucb/which sense
no sense in pretending!

$ drink < bottle; opener
bottle: cannot open
opener: not found

$ mkdir matter; cat > matter
matter: cannot create