git: b4ac89aab2 - main - books/faq: Fix a small typo in The FreeBSD Funnies

Danilo G. Baio dbaio at FreeBSD.org
Sun Oct 3 12:03:12 UTC 2021


The branch main has been updated by dbaio:

URL: https://cgit.FreeBSD.org/doc/commit/?id=b4ac89aab2ee9b7a4ce2eacf10ce80fe6203ac03

commit b4ac89aab2ee9b7a4ce2eacf10ce80fe6203ac03
Author:     Danilo G. Baio <dbaio at FreeBSD.org>
AuthorDate: 2021-10-03 11:51:43 +0000
Commit:     Danilo G. Baio <dbaio at FreeBSD.org>
CommitDate: 2021-10-03 11:54:25 +0000

    books/faq: Fix a small typo in The FreeBSD Funnies
    
    While here, remove the list type and make it a regular paragraph.
    
    Asciidoctor Question and Answer Lists in this context doesn't look good.
    
    Reported by:    Vedran Miletić <rivanvx at gmail.com>
    Pull Request:   https://github.com/freebsd/freebsd-doc/pull/46
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 documentation/content/en/books/faq/_index.adoc | 12 ++++++------
 1 file changed, 6 insertions(+), 6 deletions(-)

diff --git a/documentation/content/en/books/faq/_index.adoc b/documentation/content/en/books/faq/_index.adoc
index d7cbaaeb48..7851e3c653 100644
--- a/documentation/content/en/books/faq/_index.adoc
+++ b/documentation/content/en/books/faq/_index.adoc
@@ -2906,18 +2906,18 @@ Just think about footsteps in wet cement.
 [[very-very-cool]]
 === How cool is FreeBSD?
 
-[qanda]
-Q::Has anyone done any temperature testing while running FreeBSD? I know Linux(R) runs cooler than DOS, but have never seen a mention of FreeBSD. It seems to run really hot.
-A:: No, but we have done numerous taste tests on blindfolded volunteers who have also had 250 micrograms of LSD-25 administered beforehand. 35% of the volunteers said that FreeBSD tasted sort of orange, whereas Linux(R) tasted like purple haze. Neither group mentioned any significant variances in temperature. We eventually had to throw the results of this survey out entirely anyway when we found that too many volunteers were wandering out of the room during the tests, thus skewing the results. We think most of the volunteers are at Apple now, working on their new "scratch and sniff" GUI. It is a funny old business we are in!
+_Q._ Has anyone done any temperature testing while running FreeBSD? I know Linux(R) runs cooler than DOS, but have never seen a mention of FreeBSD. It seems to run really hot.
+
+_A._ No, but we have done numerous taste tests on blindfolded volunteers who have also had 250 micrograms of LSD-25 administered beforehand. 35% of the volunteers said that FreeBSD tasted sort of orange, whereas Linux(R) tasted like purple haze. Neither group mentioned any significant variances in temperature. We eventually had to throw the results of this survey out entirely anyway when we found that too many volunteers were wandering out of the room during the tests, thus skewing the results. We think most of the volunteers are at Apple now, working on their new "scratch and sniff" GUI. It is a funny old business we are in!
 
 Seriously, FreeBSD uses the HLT (halt) instruction when the system is idle thus lowering its energy consumption and therefore the heat it generates. Also if you have ACPI (Advanced Configuration and Power Interface) configured, then FreeBSD can also put the CPU into a low power mode.
 
 [[letmeoutofhere]]
 === Who is scratching in my memory banks??
 
-[qanda]
-Q:: Is there anything "odd" that FreeBSD does when compiling the kernel which would cause the memory to make a scratchy sound? When compiling (and for a brief moment after recognizing the floppy drive upon startup, as well), a strange scratchy sound emanates from what appears to be the memory banks.
-A:: Yes! You will see frequent references to "daemons" in the BSD documentation, and what most people do not know is that this refers to genuine, non-corporeal entities that now possess your computer. The scratchy sound coming from your memory is actually high-pitched whispering exchanged among the daemons as they best decide how to deal with various system administration tasks.
+_Q._ Is there anything "odd" that FreeBSD does when compiling the kernel which would cause the memory to make a scratchy sound? When compiling (and for a brief moment after recognizing the floppy drive upon startup, as well), a strange scratchy sound emanates from what appears to be the memory banks.
+
+_A._ Yes! You will see frequent references to "daemons" in the BSD documentation, and what most people do not know is that this refers to genuine, non-corporeal entities that now possess your computer. The scratchy sound coming from your memory is actually high-pitched whispering exchanged among the daemons as they best decide how to deal with various system administration tasks.
 
 If the noise gets to you, a good `fdisk /mbr` from DOS will get rid of them, but do not be surprised if they react adversely and try to stop you. In fact, if at any point during the exercise you hear the satanic voice of Bill Gates coming from the built-in speaker, take off running and do not ever look back! Freed from the counterbalancing influence of the BSD daemons, the twin demons of DOS and Windows(R) are often able to re-assert total control over your machine to the eternal damnation of your soul. Now that you know, given a choice you would probably prefer to get used to the scratchy noises, no?
 


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